Godly Godlike Gods Lyrics

I woke up on a white cloud

With nothing but rainbows all around

The last thing I remember

Is the chilling sound

Of a rope whipping

As my feet dangled three feet high

From my ceiling fan

I guess this means I've died

A man with a long beard calls my name

Says welcome to the land

Of happy endings and nonstop laughter

Man, this place is grand

A question pops into my head

That I just can't contain

And so I muster all the courage

Hey, fucker, what's your name

He says you don't need to ask that question

When you know the answer

I begin to get real quiet

Could I be in danger

He passes me a pamphlet

That says welcome to rebirth

I think that I'm in heaven

But I answered my question first

This is God

He shows me around heaven

Says anything I may need

Is just a prayer away

But I mustn't give in to greed

I told him of my history

Of fucking things I shan't

He says all is forgiven

In this cloudy, dreamlike land

He brought me to a building

And said, you will live right here

The room has 24-7 room service

And they serve ice cold beer

I think I could get used to this

Land of angels and smiles

And maybe if I'm lucky

Then the angels will get real vile

I made it to the Gumdrop Valley

And found a beautiful river

That sung everyone here is full of grace

And no one is a sinner

My past has been forgotten

Even my untimely suicide

And for reasons I can't quite explain

I'm so happy that I've died

This kicks ass