Everybody Hates Chris Lyrics

Keep my wife's name out your fucking mouth

I'm going to

I think way back to a simpler time

Producing films like Ride or Die

Just before that, I met my wife

And our daughter would collab with that devil guy

I don't need to swear to sell any songs

But we both know you would still sing along

I would die for my family any day of the week

And I'd do it with a smile from cheek to cheek

Got invited to the annual Academy Awards

The last few years have been a bit of a bore

But I picked up my suit and my wife her dress

Tonight's the night we look our best

Such a star-studded evening, but they're all half-asleep

Thinking who knew doing movies would go this deep

But with Chris Rock at the mic and the light fading away

How could this evening be anything but great

All he had to do was play it nice

Not make a joke about my wife

Should I play it cool or be a man

Oh shit, it looks like Jada's sad

Here we go, I'll b-line towards the stage

And lay my hand into Chris's face

I hope this incident won't go south

But keep my wife's name out of your fucking mouth

Everyone is staring, but I don't care

Fuck that pussy boy Chris and his shaved face hair

No one's cared about you since Osmosis Jones

No one's laughing at you at the microphone

Ryan Gosling, I saw you smile under your hand

Don't worry, bro, I think you're the man

All I know is Chris, you better watch out

I'm an Oscar-winning man, and I've got a mouth

Go ahead, Chris, and make Grown Ups 3

We all know the one with the last laugh is me

All you got left is Sandler's balls

Your stand-up comedy seems to have hit a brick wall

Your last film got a 37%

But for me, they had Travolta present

Look at you, baby boy, stumbling over your words

One last question, does your face still hurt

I don't care about trending on the internet

You got smacked cause you lost a bet

Whoever wrote your jokes is fucking next

Will Smith is here and he's not done yet

Don't you ever forget about this night

Make another joke and I'll be back to fight

This is the most relevant you've been in years

Meanwhile, I won and it brought me to tears

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