Prom Queens Lyrics
- Genre:Spoken Word
- Year of Release:2020
Lyrics
Well, I'm the prom king
Oh, I'm gonna make a scene
I'm graduating with the feeling that things will be alright
I'm with the prom queen
Oh, she's got such big titties
I wanna leave this dancehall and fuck her through the night
The time hits 9pm and now we go
Why is everyone driving so slow
I bought a 24 pack of protection
I can't wait to show her my erection
We arrive at my house
Sneak in quietly like a mouse
She opens up her bag to show me all her toys
She's got a jar of pickles
Why does she have pickles
Does she want them inside her? Does she do this to all the boys?
I'm not sure how to feel, this isn't right
Do I give in or do I start a fight
I should've ended up with a band chick
Cause cheerleaders apparently love dick
Specifically dick-shaped foods
I finish the deed, she farts out 50 coins
Remove the Chinese finger traps from my groin
I politely ask her to get the hell out
I'm really scared to talk to women now