Wowzers (In My Trousers) Lyrics

Wowzers, wowzers, wowzers in my trousers

Wowzers, wowzers, wowzers in my trousers

Wowzers, wowzers, wowzers in my trousers

Wowzers, wowzers, wowzers in my trousers

Wowzers, I made a mess of my trousers

I tried to make it last, now I need a shower

I don't want to be a liar

But do you have any baby powder

Wowzers, finger on the trigger, pull it

Russian roulette, but with six bullets

Wowzers, there goes my smile

Could I lie and say it's been a while

I write songs about my fears

Of things that scare me and bring tears

But this one is super different

I keep cumming in my pants way too early

Wowzers, wowzers, wowzers in my trousers

Wowzers, wowzers, wowzers in my trousers

Wowzers, wowzers, wowzers in my trousers

Wowzers, wowzers, wowzers in my trousers

Wowzers, guess this evening's over

Your battery died like the Mars rover

Please don't tell this story ever

I'd lose my confidence forever

I'll buy you food, a brand new car

This story doesn't leave the bar

Play it cool and please be nice

If anyone asks, I fucked you twice

I write songs about my fears

Of things that scare me and bring tears

But this one is super different

I keep cumming in my pants way too early

What's the point in anything?

I fucking hate everything

What's the point of having this thing?

Because I came way too fast

Please do not say anything

I fucking hate everything

My penis is embarrassing

It made me come way too fast

I write songs about my fears

Of things that scare me and bring tears

But this one is super different

I keep cumming in my pants way too early

Wowzers, wowzers, wowzers in my trousers

Wowzers, wowzers, wowzers in my trousers

Wowzers, wowzers, wowzers in my trousers

Wowzers, wowzers, wowzers in my trousers

Thank you