Adult Lyrics

I'm an adult

At least I think I am

I'm not sure

I just know I don't make enough money to survive

I can't afford food, water or gas

To get to work

So if I can't get to work

Then how do I make money

To get back to work?

It's fucking stupid

Everything is so expensive

I wish I was born in the 70's

When things were affordable

Minus the racism and abuse against women

I don't know how to do taxes

I don't know how credit scores work

I can't afford to fill my gas tank

If I'm lucky I can eat lunch

What the hell's a filibuster?

Why do rentals cost so much?

Streaming costs as much as cable

I work so much and barely get paid

I'm an adult

Because on my birth certificate

It says "born in 1992"

So in 2010, I became an adult

Now I'm about 30

But by the time this song comes out

I will be 30

Maybe 31

And I haven't done shit with my life

I failed out of college to go and do drugs

And drink a lot

And now I'm working again

But I don't have money

It's an uphill battle and my feet were cut off

I don't know how to do taxes

I don't know how credit scores work

I can't afford to fill my gas tank

If I'm lucky I can eat lunch

What the hell's a filibuster?

Why do rentals cost so much?

Streaming costs as much as cable

I work so much and barely get paid

I'm an adult

But that doesn't mean shit

Because the government or something

They did something wrong at some point in history

I'm not gonna look it up, fuck you

If you know the answer

You fucking go fuck yourself

How about that?

All I know is that something along the way got screwed up

And now my generation is fucked

But I don't really know why

But I also don't know what to look up on the internet

To find the answer to this stupid question

I don't know how to do taxes

I don't know how credit scores work

I can't afford to fill my gas tank

If I'm lucky I can eat lunch

What the hell's a filibuster?

Why do rentals cost so much?

Streaming costs as much as cable

I work so much and barely get paid