Hell Is For Pussies Lyrics

Satan came for a visit

And everyone made fun of him

His demon army joined in

Until they were also made fun of

Satan began crying

Said, guys this isn't cool

Ran tail first, back to Hades

And he looked like a fool

Then an angel told me

Hell isn't like I read about

And everyone there is sensitive

And heaven is way more badass

The angel told me Satan

Is a giant pussy

And that our dimensional softball team

Beats them on a weekly basis

Heaven isn't totally

What I thought it would be

What a strange and crazy land

Angels are fucking psychos

Everyone here is on steroids

And heroin as well

And I'm still kinda worried

Cause of the rotting teeth smell