Arse (Dance Version) Lyrics

I've got a girl, a very nice girl

She's pretty cute, and a really cool bird

I've got a girl, oh, oh, oh With a modicum of class

But I came on too strong And it died in the arse

You gotta take it easy, you gotta play it cool Too much pressure, expectation, and it dies

Where does it die? In the arse

In the arse

Oh, oh, oh, oh

I've got a car, a second-hand car

It runs okay for a second-hand car

I've got a car, oh, oh, oh I like to drive it fast

But I couldn't be bothered continually pulling to put water from the channel into the radiator

To prevent the engine from overheating, and it died

When life gives you lemons, you drive it pretty hard Pedal to the metal, and it dies

Where does it die? In the arse

Textiles, clothing, footwear, manufacturing We used to make things, but the tariff walls came down

The tariff walls, they kept crashing down And the Australian textiles, clothing, footwear, manufacturing industries died

Where did they die? In the arse

In the arse

I've got a job, a high-flying job with business cards, a phone, and a car

But the boss did some really questionable things that I don't have time to go into right now

And the firm went bust!

Got to work to make a living Shake it, baby, make a crust

But the firm went bust, and it died

Where did it die? Where did it die

Where did it die? In the arse

In the arse

In the arse

In the arse