The Toe-Sucking Texan Strikes Again! Lyrics

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I was at home, soaking in the tub

And this creature crawled in through the door

Naked body, on the tiles

I was gonna get it, for sure

Then I feel a soft, moist presence on my toes

It feels so good, just enjoy it, I suppose

What on earth's going on, my friend?

The toe-sucking Texan strikes again

I was in bed, just minding my own

Curled up with a novel, switched off my phone

Then all a sudden, there's a presence round my bed

I hear strange noises, see the top of his head

Oh my god, could this be the end?

The toe-sucking Texan strikes again

I never knew it could feel so magic

The things he does to my phalanges

I give him food, so he hangs around

Until it's toe-sucking time in my house

Oh my god, I've made a new friend

The toe-sucking Texan strikes again

He's got a brother, he's willing to lend

The toe-sucking Texan strikes again

I'm in the middle of a toe-sucking sesh

There's a knock on the door, I hear a yell

They say, hey, what's he doing at your house?

It's toe-sucking time, so come on, come on out

The neighborhood's in uproar over him

The toe-sucking Texan strikes again

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It's about that time I contend

The toe-sucking Texan strikes again

I never knew it could feel so magic

The things he does to my phalanges

I give him food so he hangs around

Til it's toe-sucking time at my house

He's got a brother he's willing to lend

The toe-sucking Texan strikes again

I've got a feeling we're more than friends

The toe-sucking Texan strikes again

He's got a franchise he's hoping to extend

The toe-sucking Texan strikes again

Ain't no doubt about it!