Penis Lyrics

I never really gave it a name, maybe it or maybe wayne

Like having a piece of wood between my legs

I didn't mind what it could do, I'll give her one, I'll give her two

But I knew deep down there had to be a better way

Oh whoa whoa

Last night I tried to suck my, last night I tried

I couldn't quite reach, but I want to try again

Last night I tried to suck my, last night I tried

Okay, you can chop it off, just make it quick

One day I stepped on a plane, to the land of smiles for certain pain

Or in layman's terms, a sex change

Three weeks later I came back, glistening jewellery box inside my lap

My newest possession, Imelda was her name

Oh whoa whoa

Last night I tried to suck my, last night I tried

I couldn't quite reach, but I want to try again

Last night I tried to suck my, last night I tried

Okay, you can chop it off, just make it quick

I remember the moment, I was down for the count

On the floor two piles of clothes, a bright way forward, a dark way out

Last night I tried to suck my own penis, I couldn't quite reach, but I want to try again

Last night I tried to suck my, last night I tried

Okay, you can chop it off, just make it quick

Last night I tried to suck my own penis, I couldn't quite reach, but I want to try again

Ambivalence seems to be the way I feel about this part of me

Okay, you can chop it off, just make it quick

Okay, you can chop it off, just make it quick

It's time I said goodbye to my old friend...