Piss Lyrics

My name is Prudence, I work in the library I take myself oh so seriously

I wear a peaked cap as a symbol of pomposity and hiss at students who disturb the peace

Well you can roll me up in paper and flush me out to sea

But you'll never take the piss out of me!

My name is Constance, regular as can be

Daily dose of fibre is my virtue can't you see

I come down the library ladder to go to the lavatory

You'll never take the piss out of me

Well you can roll me up in paper and flush me out to sea

But you'll never take the piss out of me!

My name's Martina, I work in the laboratory with containers full of human pee

Some people, they're desiccated

Orange as can be

You can roll me up in paper and flush me out to sea

Hut you'll never take the piss out of me

We're all serious people, we want to loosen up

What are we going to do? We join the laughter club

Well you can roll us up in paper and flush us out to sea

But you'll never take the piss out of wee

But you'll never take the piss out of me

No you'll never take the piss

You'll never take the piss out of wee

No you'll never take the piss out of wee