The Dogs Are Pissing On Your Swag Lyrics

The dogs are pissing on your swag

The dogs are pissing on your swag

There comes a time in every leader's reign

Looking back upon the wins, the joy and the pain

But when the polls start to take on a southerly inflection

It's enough to kill a leader's...ahem...direction!

Is it me?

Am I the problem

Is it time to go?

But I honestly still think I'm the best person to lead the party to the next election

I mean, a driver's dog could do it, no?

Oh no, what's that I feel?

You thought you had it done and dusted

Destiny, preordained in the bag

I've got news for you, old buddy, old pal

The dogs are pissing on your swag!

I'll really hand it to you

Pump your tyres, salute your flag

I'll piss in your pocket and blow smoke up your arse

But the dogs are pissing on your swag

The dogs are pissing on your swag

The dogs are pissing on your swag

The onions are out for you, old pal

And the dogs are pissing on your swag

The jig is up, the game is over

You'll have plenty of time to defrag

Relevance deprivation syndrome awaits you

When the dogs are pissing on your swag

But thanks so much for all that you've done

The hole's been dug and here's your body bag

Long may you look upon us from the party room wall

When the dogs are pissing on your swag

The dogs are pissing on your swag

The dogs are pissing on your swag

This is my leader, I'm ambitious for me, I mean him

When the dogs are pissing, it's you we won't be missing

When the dogs are pissing on your

swag!