Nose Lyrics

Lived off the smell of an oily rag for most of my life

I've lived the highest highs, I've seen the toughest strife

One of these days I'll shuffle off, cos that's the way it goes

But I refuse to die from pickin' my nose

I put my finger in my schnoz and I twisted it around

I get that booger under my nail and then I pull it out

A river of blood came pourin' out and splashin on my toes

There's no way I'll die from pickin' my nose

Excavate, excavate, get that booger out!

Olfactory decongestion is what we're on about

Excavate, excavate, get that nostril clear!

Nasal passage clarity is what we hold most dear

I went into the hospital with blood upon my beard

My missus came and said you make that ugly thing disappear

I shrugged and did as I was told, cos that's the way it goes

I lost my beard from pickin' my nose

Excavate, excavate, get that booger out!

Olfactory decongestion is what we're on about

Excavate, excavate, get that nostril clear

Nasal passage clarity is what we hold most dear

I went to the Olympic Games to try and claim the gold

The fastest pick of the biggest booger comes home with the gold

A juicy nugget from my nostril made the crowd explode

Fame and glory from pickin' my nose

Excavate, excavate, get that booger out Olfactory decongestion is what we're on about

Excavate, excavate, get that nostril clear Nasal passage clarity is what we hold most dear

Lived off the smell of an oily rag for most of my life

I've lived the highest highs, I've seen the toughest stride

One of these days I'll shuffle off, cos that's the way it goes

But I refuse to die from pickin', sometimes it's finger lickin' good

There's no way I'll die from pickin' my nose