Bears Lyrics

Here's a cautionary tale about two friends and a bear

They were fucking in a tent smack dab in the middle of nowhere

There was a rustle in the bushes and the guy got out to check

He was pissing on the fire when the bear tore through his neck

And the girl said Brian please stop messing around

And the shadow of the bear grew large as he ripped the tent down

And the girl started screaming as the bear pulled out her guts

You should always look for bears before you start to fuck

You don't fuck with bears

Like Brian and Deb

Cause now they're dead

And the bear is fed

And now craves human flesh