Minivan Lyrics

Minivan Minivan

It's a minivan

Minivan Minivan

It's a minivan

Minivan Minivan

It's a minivan

Minivan Minivan

Driving down the block in a Cherry red rocker

Sliding back doors and a big ole Pair of knockers

Kids in the backseat, tv in the Headrest

Stains in the carpet, stickers on the hatchback

Momma's got whole brood

Peeking in the rearview

Baby in board sign, holding up The drive thru

Juice in a 12 pack, late to the Soccer game

Momma's got a box of wine

Sitting in the turn lane

Minivan Minivan

It's a minivan

Minivan Minivan

It's a minivan

Minivan Minivan

It's a minivan

Minivan Minivan

Karen's got handicap sticker on The mirror

Borrowed from the in laws, had It for a year

Going to get a haircut, parking In the blue lines

Red in the face and blonde in the Highlights

Shopping at the target, stopping At the Starbucks

Iced chai latte soaking through a Paper cup

Blowing through the crosswalk

Monitor is screaming

Riding up the curb to the

PTO meeting

Minivan Minivan

It's a minivan

Minivan Minivan

It's a minivan

Minivan Minivan

It's a minivan

Minivan Minivan

Daddy is a simp and he drives a 150

Mom has got ten kids, going Over fifty

Blow through the red light, late For a manicure

Ten car pileup, bodyparts are Everywhere

Minivan Minivan

It's a minivan

Minivan Minivan

A dead minivan