My Dog Lyrics
- Genre:Rock
- Year of Release:2023
Lyrics
He's never said anything racist
He never says anything mean
He would never support a fascist
Political regime
He never tries to argue
He'll do what he is told
He's good on the level of Jesus
And he's light enough to hold
My dog is a better person
Than you will ever be
He's not a libertarian
And he's not polluting the sea
He's never quoted the bible
He doesn't watch the news
He likes to pee on the carpet
But he doesn't blame the Jews
See how easy it is to not be a piece of shit
My dog does it everyday and all he does is sit
And he's a good boy
Better than the people I know
He's a good boy
And he doesn't do it for show
My dog is a better person
Than you will ever be
He doesn't steal from the homeless
He doesn't pee in the seat
He doesn't cheat on his own wife
And he doesn't own a nuke
He like to puke on the carpet
But then he eats the puke
So then there's nothing left to clean up
What a good boy
He's better than you