Cartoons Lyrics

A cartoon type, a cartoon wife

A quiet little kid with a

Fucked up life

Totally full, totally swole

Filled to the brim with SpongeBob quotes

A noisy brain, full of pain

Couldn't find space to

Remember names

But I got the folks, got the jokes

But deep inside

My mind is broke

I never learned anything

Nothing makse sense to me

But I remember everything

That happened on a TV screen

And I think about it all the time

Even when I try to rhyme

The only thing that

Comes to mind

Is something from

Adventure Time

Aye Yo

Yorgy Schmorgy

Mehoymenyoymen

Cosmo and Wanda could I get a wish

I want to be king of the

Cartoon network

And hang with Finn so we can Have adventures

Rudy's got the chalk I want to

Get in the zone

Hanging with the Eds, you can Hear the French horns

He's going to catch em all cause He's Danny Phantom

Shaggy with the Scoob, get a Snack if you have em

I want to be the very best

Like Ash with a bag full of balls

And a vest with a badge, couldn't Pass on the chance

To evolve to brand new mindset

Deep in the mud like Johnny Quest

And I'll never tell a soul

About the cat, or the duck

Or the mask, or the chicken

Or the freak who ask to

Return the slat

Activate my trap

Blue eyes in attack

Put your hand on the deck

With your heart in the cards

And the magic of hats

Pharaohs back, better

Call your uncle

Million Stans, you can call em Grunckles

Deep in the whales with Ole K'nuckles

Chowder in the bowl with

Mung and Truffles

I never learned anything

Nothing makse sense to me

But I remember everything

That happened on a TV screen

And I think about it all the time

Even when I try to rhyme

The only thing that

Comes to mind

Is something from

Adventure Time