Windy Wendy Lyrics

She took the house and she took the car

But when she took my child I knew she'd gone too far

I'd even blame Annabelle for the rain

And making me afraid to fly on planes

'Cos Annabelle's not a woman

She's a hurricane

She's man and woman made

You better be afraid

Her friends and her get worse every decade

After Annabelle came Bethany

I don't know why I thought she'd be good for me

It started well, we met by the sea

But Bethany started suffocating me

Oh Bethany's

Not a woman

She's a tsunami

Yes climate change can bring us more of these

There's tectonic shifts when the icecaps unfreeze

Christopher wasn't my usual type

He sure was pretty, but cold as ice

And when he met momma he was very rude

Yes Chris turned mom into an ice cube

But Christopher's not a man

He's a snow storm

I know a warmer planet is what we fear

But it causes more moisture in the atmosphere

There was Hannah the Heatwave, and Danny the Drought

For a few years there I really got about

But my poor past won't didn't decide my forecast for me

We all deserve a world that isn't so stormy

That's why…

My Wendy is actually

A wind turbine

She's a boundless source of energy

I don't mind she's a little taller than me

Oh Wendy

Will you please marry me

There's a space in my yard just for you

I don't mind if you spoil the neighbour's view