The Vampire Conspiracy (Part II) Lyrics

So you've heard our evil socialist vampire plot

For the greenest fairest world with the most delicious blood

Your werewolf leaders say we would make you less free

But how free is their wolf ideology?

Are you free?

When market forces keep you on a leash

Are you free?

Chasing sticks that are always out of reach

Are you free?

Working for the wolves that want for more and more

Maybe it's time to serve vampire overlords

As long as it's not garlic we'll make sure you have enough

Not devouring you entirely just taking a little blood

It's only wealthy wolves that we'll make into our pets

Fill the skies with bats instead of private jets

Are you free?

Eating scraps while they're wolfing down a feast

Are you free?

When morality is treated like a treat

Are you free?

Placing all your profits in the master's paw

Maybe it's time to serve vampire overlords

They say you're selfish, it's just in your nature

To fight one another, to be a lone wolf

It's just a myth they maintain to keep you in chains

I taste community running in your veins

So be free

To pursue non-blood-based activities

So be free

Free from werewolves mauling your family

So be free

Come on invite me in what are you waiting for?

You know it's time to serve vampire overlords