The Dragon of Climate Change Lyrics

There once was a terrible dragon

Whose name was climate change

He slept atop a mountain

As he'd done for an age

'Til the king made the poor

mine the mount for gold

The dragon gave a scary roar

And out of bed he rolled

Lo! The dragon of climate change hath come

But slay the beast named greed and that dragon will be done

The king lied to the peasants

He blamed the dragon on them

And sold them pointless weapons

So he could casheth in

But when flames razed the town

The folk saw through his scheme

'tis a wood house the dragon burns

But not your stone keep

Lo! The dragon of climate change hath come

But slay the beast named greed and the dragon will be done

The king summoned a mage

He said would end this chapter

He promised a spell called

Direct Air Carbon Capture

It could keep the dragon away

While the gold forever grew

But soon they found out the mage

Was just the king's court fool

Lo! The dragon of climate change hath come but

But slay the beast named greed and the dragon will be done

The people marched from town

On horse the king fled

The dragon saw his shiny crown

And barbecued his head

Folk shared the kingdom's riches

So they had all they need

The dragon's home was left alone

So he could get some sleep

Lo! The dragon of climate change was done.

But beware the beast named greed or he won't gone for long