Alien Love Lyrics

Humans don't cause climate change

It's aliens disguised as farmers on a cattle range

We rear more cows than earth can sustain

Because aliens need cows to watch them when they procreate

We rear them to abduct them, it's just always been this way

We don't ask why you drink their milk or have to worship steak

We know we'll destroy this world, raising cows this way

But aliens need cows to watch them when they procreate

But one day my favourite cow entered me

Entered my mind by telepathy

And he said

Could you make robocows that don't release methane?

And how about VR emulations of a cow's gaze?

Then he mind moo'd a thought that would never leave my brain

Do aliens need cows to watch them when they procreate?

Why can't aliens just make alien love?

We are staring down the barrel of our own ray guns

So I tried using cows a little less everyday

When you find aliens you love, you leave the cows to graze

There is no better planet in this sector of space

So let's just probe some humans and give the cows a break