Anyone Can Bake Lyrics

So you want to do a baking

You want to baking do

But what's on the agenda

Exactly how are you

Supposed to go about it

This glorious bakey thing

You haven't got the slightest clue

What skills you need to bring

Perhaps you've put your name down

For the village charity bake

Or maybe you've got cravings

For a scrumptious sausage cake

But only now you realise

The nightmare that's in store

The moment that you find the nerve

To open your pantry door

But it doesn't really matter

What you put into the batter

Just as long as you do it with love

A little bit of this

And a little bit of that

And a little bit of something that I found inside a glove

Take your spatula

Be spectacular

Forget that your chances are slim

Anyone can bake

For goodness sake

All you have to do is begin

Egg, papaya, camembert

Treacle toffee, horse

Roller skates, flour, dates

Worshtesteshter sauce

Caramel

A Babybel

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These are just examples of ingredients you can use

Doesn't matter if you know

What you're putting in the dough

Just ensure that you do it with style

For Bing's a jolly good fellow

Ha ha ha, everything's fine

You could sing a jaunty tune

With a little va-va-voom

And pretend that you're not hearing creepy

Voices all the while

Take your spatula

Be spectacular

Pray that it doesn't taste grim

Anyone can bake

For goodness sake

Doesn't have to make

Your body quake

Nothing is at stake

Oh look a snake

All you have to do is

Start and go and begin