Recruitment Lyrics

Alright you lot, listen up

We have a proposition

We had a little quibble, now our pirate ship

Is in the hands of a scurvy villain

Who among you has got the nerve

To help us seize it back

Now's your chance, me heartys

To fight for sails black

We're looking for a pirate crew

And so we say

Come and have a trip on a pirate ship

It's a lovely place to be

Try a couple days, you can catch some rays

As you sail on the Seven Seas

Leaving home's not easy

But I tell you, when you're there

There's nothing like the feeling of the ocean breeze

As it whistles through your hair

That's enough, Salami

I thought maybe we could lighten it up a bit, ya know

We're doing this my way

Sorry

Right, we want an orderly queue

We'll meet you one by one

We want to hear what you can bring

To help us get this done

But listen close, this ain't just

A friendly meet and greet

We need a crew that's hard as nails

To combat this deceit

Okay laddy, you're up first

How many men have you killed

Hi, my name's Salami

Do you want to volunteer

You're gonna love the glamorous life

Of fearless buccaneer

Only one thing matters

If you want to join our gang

Are there any allergies or dietary requirements that we should be made aware of

No

Salami

Welcome aboard

Come on Ozzy, can't you see

We can't afford to scrimp

We need the help of anyone

From mountain lion to shrimp

I really think our best bet here

Is positive affirmation

Side note, is there anyone here

Who practices meditation

Salami, will you stop

What, that could be really useful

Does anyone else here have any special skills

I'm a grade 4 gymnast

I can ride a bike

My mum told me I look like a model

I've had 16 marriages

I just stepped on a slug

I collect semi-precious rocks and fossils

I can do a cartwheel

If someone holds me legs

I once had an audition for Les Mis

I spent six years sailing under

Wild Hollow expedition crews in search of

Lands that could potentially be used to help

Cultivate crops and resources for the good of our people

But recently got let go due to budgeting cuts

And I'm actually feeling pretty bitter about it

And would be happy to make some rather

Questionable life choices

That actually sounds pretty perfect

Welcome aboard

Welcome aboard, everybody

We're going on a trip on a pirate ship

We're gonna have lots of fun

I'm really looking forward to get to

Knowing everyone

We're goin'a stop a mutiny

Then maybe drink some grog

We're pirates now, me heartys

Even me, and I'm a frog

We're gonna raise the anchor

We're gonna hoist the sail

We're gonna swab the deck

And climb the rigging

We're gonna steal some treasure

And we'll put it in some chests

And if we have to bury it

We'll maybe do some digging

Come on everyone

Follow me

Excuse me

I mean, Osric

Everyone follow Captain Osric

Yayyyyyyy

Hehehe

Woooooo

Eugh