Good Old Primus Lyrics

It's lovely to see some

Fresh new faces round here

It's been a while since we

Last had a guest

You might have guessed this ain't the

Most accessible destination

Come on, follow me

Let me show you around

There's so much to see

Look over there

Combing her hair, that would be

Suzie, she's been here five years

This here is Thomas,

He's been here eight months

He isn't particularly bright

You came here on a stag do

Didn't you, Tom

Yeah, and they forgot about me and left

Oh, that's right

If you're wanting to be

Somewhere exotic and under the sea

Look no further than here

In the city of Good Old Primus

Moving on, there's someone

Special I'd like you to meet

He's a bit of a

Celebrity

Down here in Primus's city

Artemis, Osric

and Salami

May I introduce you

To the one, the only

Stuart the Snail

He loves meeting anyone new

I've been waiting

Far much longer than I

Care to remember

Everyone here's

Wanting to hear

Their Truth

But here's the truth

My friends, there's a

Reason that we've been living

Down here for so long

You'll be hearing

Sweet flippin' all

Without the Whale Song

Ooh here comes the bit where we

All sing along

If you've come here today

Looking for answers to show you the way

Pull up a chair as we wait for the day

That the Song Keeper comes to Primus

When that blessed day comes

We'll all cry out at the top of our lungs

Song Keeper, Song Keeper, play us a tune

Let's wake up Good Old Primus

We have held out this long

Nothing can stop us from remaining strong

Til we all hear the Song

In the city of Good

In the city of Good

In the city of Good Old Primus