The Stupid Song Lyrics

Could you pass the mustard, please

Is a toe a finger

Patchwork denim dungarees

You're a lovely singer

Thank you

Face paint on a submarine

Masochism

Margarine

Here's a pretty picture of a farm

Telescopic, apoplectic

Take a sock and put it on your arm

I heard that you fancy Peter

Chess is not a sport

Mother cannot wait to meet her

Chess is not a sport

Money grows on apple trees

Wait, that's apples

Silly me

We all know that money's not a fruit

Mr Twister, fashionista

Jealousy's an ugly attribute

Can I wear a hat

My friend, you'd better believe that you can wear

Anything you want including clogs

I've never owned a pair of clogs

Clogs, in my opinion, are a

Grossly unappreciated

Choice of footwear

Look, a pig

Where

Sorry, but it's gone now

How do I get out of here

Oh, that's really simple

Hundred yards then take the left then

Pop the nearest pimple

Doesn't really help, but thanks

He's as thick as two short planks

What was that

A man is on the moon

You're both mad, so I'll be going

Nice to meet you, hope you come back soon

Come back soon

Come back soon

I hate chess