Wood Fired Pizza Lyrics

And now, the Egg Storms

Wood Fired Pizza?

How's pizza gonna get a job now?

Pizza had a pretty hard life growing up

He worked tirelessly six days a week

At eight to ten hours per shift

And for a minor inconvenience

The boss decided to go and fire wood fired pizza

The boss' last name was Wood for

Professional reasons

And, he claimed that uh

The rivalry next door, shrimp, who uh

Had his famous fried rice was uh

Starting to go and take a bit more of the competition

And couldn't really be paying all of his workers

So uh, sadly pizza needed to be laid off

You know what, piano solo

You know pizza, also had two kids

Pepperoni and, and Cheese

And uh

Y'know, he was the only uh real breadwinner, if you will

So you know what they he did?

He decided to make his own pizza place

Sellin' and flippin' hamburgers

Right on the same block so

To catch people up to speed it's been uh

Shrimp fried rice, wood fired pizza

And uh, pizza's hamburger joint

And just so happens he swept the competition

Closed down Wood's uh pizza shop

And started a collab with uh shrimp fried rice

Bass solo

Even with Pizza's successful job flippin' hamburgers

It still wasn't enough to cover the medical bill

The medical bill was a little too much for when uh

Timmy got, fell from the playground

But, we will all remember Pizza and his successful story