The Cat With Human Ears I Lyrics

Hello, fine people (oh god, I clicked the wrong button)

Well we're live here bud (Oh no!)

The Cat With Human Ears (Go back go back!)

No, this is rollin' (okay okay okay)

This is The Cat With Human Ears

The Cat With Human Ears

I never seen somethin' quite like it before

Now, it all started with this uh, dog named cat

Well ever since the incident, uh, something happened to his left ear, and uh

It started to grow a third, human ear

But don't let it get confused

The cat was never a cat, it was a dog named fish

And it started to walk along, this fine afternoon

It, all of a sudden, ran into this wall of sound

That even rattled the strongest man's bones

And so seein' him I decided to take him in, under my own, uh, wings

Taught him how to play basketball

To compete with Air Bud

But, as it turns out, he had much better, uh, throwin' arms than uh, a real basketball spirit

So we put him on the Dodgers

As a backup pitcher

Ever since then, he'd talk to me about his wisdom he learned, it went somethin' like this

Now you might be wonderin' how uh, a dog, named cat with human ears and a fish tail can play basketball, without Arms (Really difficult)

Yes sir, very difficult

This shows just how much strength a dog named cat can really have

Now, the cat with human ears was actually an elephant the whole time