The Podcast Lyrics

Hello everybody, this is Evan and the Crew

What's the song name?

The Podcast (The Podcast)

This is The Podcast by the Crew

Alrighty uh well I guess we're gonna be uh doing a little podcast here

Hi guys welcome to uh late night with uh Evan

Um I guess you guys are probably lookin' for some music so um

Yeah let's get some of that

Oh come on, with a little bit of kick

Well I guess it all kinda really started uh growin' up

I grew up in a pretty uh nice location, I mean, so right off the riverbed

And there was one time me and my friends were just

Walkin' around there and um

We were uh

Thinkin' about uh

Building a treehouse there sometime

And um, then eventually this one man, uh

We saw across the river there, he said

Ay, are you guys sellin' any ice cream?

And I was like, no uh, why would you say that?

And he's like

Well, y'know, we can make it across the river

We'll be more than happy to get you uh

Y'know a Corvette or somethin'

So um, yeah

Well my buddy his name was Dave and he said

Sure I'll take that

And he goes right across but little did he know

He still had his backpack on

It's okay, we found him somewhere downstream

But his hand was replaced by a fish

Later that night

We tried to build a bridge across of it (guitar solo!)

And I guess this would be a good time for the bridge

So, sad thing about it

Kinda burnt down afterwards

Even though we kind've needed a first few steps there

Yeah

Anywho, the moral of the story is

Never give ice cream to a man across the river

Alright, send us off boys

Yeah