Police Radio Lyrics

And now, Egg Storm presents, Police Radio

Y'know yesterday I kicked a rabbit

(Really?)

Yeah, you should've seen how far it went

(Yeah?)

(I stole over 240 pounds of cheese from the Cub deli)

That's some good stuff there

(Yeah)

(I also started a car wash)

(So I can launder all of the money I've gained from)

Are you selling the cheese?

(Yeah from reselling the cheese)

At a higher price than market value?

(Uh-huh, yeah)

That's some good stuff

(Yup)

(I also have more than 200)

(Nuclear submarines in my basement)

In your basement alone?

(In my basement alone)

(We don't even talk about how many I have in the ocean)

Y'know, speaking of that, there is uh

I do have a few tanks out in the ocean as well

(Oh yeah?)

Yeah it's kind've a land and sea type situation

(Yeah)

(Did you get them approved by the U.S. government?)

No of course not, why would I get 'em federally approved?

(I don't know)

And registered?

(Right, that'd be silly)

Yeah I've also smuggled in

About three trucks worth loads of carrots

(Really?)

Yeah

(From the farm from Israel?)

Yes, over to Canada

(Ooh)

I know, it was quite the journey

(That's tough)

(You remember Lucas?)

Oh yeah

(I killed him)

Oh really?

(Yeah)

When was this?

(Um)

(I dunno but he was a mastermind)

(That we couldn't risk being letting like exist)

That's fair

Well

I had a similar situation like that it was like um

I ran over one of our coworkers

(Oh yeah?)

Do you remember Jacob?

(Yeah I remember Jacob)

Yeah, um

It was originally an accident, but, then I just kinda ran

(Yeah)

(Y'know, I have-)