Snake Oil Strongman Lyrics

You don't look well, friend

You need some help?

Thank God I came

It's breaking my heart

To see you this way

Pathetic and afraid

When you're an Alpha

Locked in a cage

So come on down to my Medicine Show

I got a charm to beat the beast back

That's laying you low

Use it whenever your conscience starts getting to you

I know the world's gone crazy

Your vision blurred and hazy?

But don't need no prescription to set you right

All you need's the sweet shine of my Gaslight

(AH

AH AH

AH AH)

Check, cash or card gets you Gaslight

(AH

AH AH

AH AH)

Ya feelin' lonely and aggrieved?

(Oh yes, oh yes, don't know what to do)

Remembering when you saw the world

In 20/20?

(How much, how much I think I need it too)

So come on down to my Medicine Show

One at a time, get in line

And it's yours to take home

My miracle fix for whatever is pissing you off

I know the world's gone crazy

Your visions blurred and hazy

But don't need no prescription to set you right

All you need's the sweet shine of my Gaslight

Step right up and give the product a try

I guarantee

You'll be satisfied

And there's no price to high

To always be certain you're right

And clear-eyed

I know the world's gone crazy

But let me relieve you, baby

And you're gonna give me whatever I like

Oh you'll sell your soul for my Gaslight

(AH

AH AH

AH AH)

Sell me your soul for my Gaslight

(AH

AH AH

AH AH)

Free wink and a nod with my Gaslight

(Give me whatever ya got I'm happy to pay)

Sing to me, babies, sing for the Gaslight

(I'll take all that you're selling if it makes me less afraid)