Snake Oil Strongman Lyrics

You don't look well, friend

You need some help?

Thank God I came 

It's breaking my heart to see you this way

Pathetic and afraid

When you're an alpha locked in a cage

So come on down to my medicine show

I got a charm to beat the beast back

That's laying you low

Use it whenever your conscience starts getting to you 

I know the world's gone crazy

Your vision blurred and hazy 

But don't need no prescription to set you right

All you need is

The sweet shine

Of my Gaslight 

Check, cash, or card gets you Gaslight

You feeling lonely and aggrieved?

Oh yes, oh yes, don't know what to do

Remembering when you saw the world in 20/20

How much, how much, I think I need it too

So come on down to my medicine show

One at a time get in line

And it's yours to take home

My miracle fix for whatever is pissing you off 

I know the world's gone crazy

Your vision's blurred and hazy 

But don't need no prescription to set you right

All you need is the sweet shine

Of my Gaslight 

Step right up

Give the product a try

I guarantee  

You'll be satisfied

And there's no price too high

To always be certain you're right

And clear-eyed

I know the world's gone crazy

But let me relieve you, baby

And you're gonna give me whatever I like

Oh you'll sell your soul for my Gaslight 

Sell me your soul for my Gaslight

Free wink and nod with my Gaslight 

Give me whatever you got

I'm happy to pay

Sing to me babies, sing for the Gaslight

I'll take all that you're selling

If it makes me less afraid