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I'm no fool

I know my ass from my elbow

Not some stooge

Easily carried away

Alone in my room

I am the heir to the empires

No matter what

Anybody might say

I'm no fool

I'm no fool 

I'm no fool

Don't judge me by my outside

5'6" in shoes

But I'm looking to put on some weight

Changed my diet

And I pump out push-ups in my free time

In between the Breitbart

And my video games

Because I dream of a way 

To make you swoon when you say my name

I'm undercover, an up and comer

Sure of hand when I make my play

For your hearts and your minds and all this time

You never thought I'd win the day

But I want to be a hero 

Oh I want to be a hero

I'm no fool

Hang out up here where the truth lives

Watching the shills 

Of the media machinate

Oh I've never been laid

Cause women don't get what the score is

Mostly I'm lonely 

And loneliness grates 

Cause when I close my eyes and I fetishize

Some Stacey dancing on my car

I know what she likes, I know how to love her

And she looks like a movie star

And she waits for me beyond

This dreary life that I've lived so far

Oh I gotta be a hero

Oh I gotta be a hero

Probably think that I'm crazy

Probably think that I'm crazy

It's a lie and it's lazy

And it makes me so angry

When they say that I'm crazy

Oh I swear I'm not crazy

And I laugh in their face 

Cause I am what they made

I am what they made me

I don't want to relax

And don't you tell me it'll be okay

Cause I'm tired of sitting here waiting 

Counting the minutes until I masturbate 

Pack some heat and melt some snowflakes

Blow them straight into outer space

I want to be a hero

Oh I gotta be a hero

Tell me will you know my name

If I am a hero?

Tell me will you know my name

If I am a hero?

Tell me will you know my name

If I am a hero?

Tell me