The Wooden Spoon Lyrics

You hide back in your mind judging everybody's life

Enforce your own opinions on what you think is right

You stand on your tippy toes holding a bent spoon

Your only protection against those who are coming after you

How can you believe you know what's best for me?

How can't you see that I live life for me?

You're falling you're failing you're fucking up yet you find time to remind me of how much I suck!

So hey fuck you!

I'm just doing what I do

The wooden spoon and you're doing it to

Well I don't need no fucking Mandy

Coz I got weed and that's all I need

She's gone - Gold Coast on her own

Either I'm a pig or I'm paranoid she be bringing diseases home

So spread your curves like ya did last week

Use my tongue as a tampon as I clean out your STD cheeks

Some people are way off when they make assumptions about the shit I speak

Hey fuck you Horsey you're not always right!