Soggy Sao at the Rub 'n' Tug Round Table Lyrics

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah yeah yeah!

Soggy Sao at the round table, who wants some of this sloppy porridge?

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah yeah yeah!

Twist it, fuck it, suck it, who wants some of this slippery biscuit

Universities are running on the fuel of the PC brigade

They invade your brain your programmed before you even know your name

You can separate the church and state but you can't keep the AMA at bay

The middle class will suffer the public servants won't go without their pay

Academics yeah they're so full of shit

Champagne socialist sanctimonious hypocrites

If you're not a socialist at 20 then you got no heart

But if you're a socialist at 30 then you got no fucking brain

Now lets all sit at this table and agree with each other

Rub A Tug Tug sucky suck suck

You pull my dick while I rub your clit

My peers-peer review my article we go round and round and round another Sokal disaster

The long march, through the institutions

The long march, through the institutions

The long march, through the institutions

The long march, march march march!