Barking Mad Lyrics

Good afternoon sir my name is Jim and I'm from the Pet Protection Services

We're investigating a claim you've been neglecting you're dogs dietary requirements

We have Jack, you're jack Russel, registered as gluten intolerant

And you haven't been feeding him gluten free food

I searched your rubbish and found used Pedigree Pal tins

Breaching your custody agreement section C.42

We're putting jack on a long-term guardianship order

And sending you to a pet parenting support group

Barking Mad

Barking Mad

The world's gone barking mad

Jenny owned a goldfish named Goldy and she had chronic dysthymia

With low mood and sadness Goldy was floating kinda lop sided

So she took her to the Vet to see the pet psychiatrist

And the staff treated her with stigma and blame

How could you let goldy get so depressed

It's a shocking display of pet owner neglect

The psychiatrist prescribed goldy with 15 mg of liquid sertraline

And told her to drip it into goldy's bowl

Then bring goldy in once a week for a med review

And ongoing cognitive behaviour therapy