Christmas Intent: Shitty Lyrics

You froze my heart on Christmas eve

You froze my heart on new years eve

You froze my heart on Christmas day

And there's nothing under my tree

When it gets cold outside I decide

To try and find somebody to spend some time with

A fire to light inside and melt this ice

Check the list I've been nice

Santa won't you give me somebody to love

And one for my buddy yeah he plays the drums

A human to hug I'm not asking for much

How bout a million bucks?

Got my requisite reasonable requests in

Seriously stricken with that seasonal depression

Don't make me open your white elephant gift

It's fine to not give a shit

Looking fat in a turtleneck sweater

Happy holidays well the last one was better

I swear everyone must be under the weather

Winter in the desert donner has died of thirst

You froze my heart on Christmas eve

You froze my heart on new years eve

You froze my heart on Christmas day

And there's nothing under my tree

Yams n shit candles lit wrapping to match it

It's funny to see just how fucked up your family is

Grandma smokes cannabis that's how she handles it

Guess what's in this package

Hope you need socks son cuz you got some

Pops got a bottle of scotch do you want a shot

Meanwhile little brother gets an Xbox one

See who has the most fun

So when you gonna settle down

And stop going on tour how come you're never around

Don't you want to start a family and make your mother proud?

I need to go lay down

Little baby Jesus he doesn't understand

Trying to make ends meet and working for the man

I'm gonna take this bonus and blow it fast as I can

It's a white Christmas but I just want to black out

You froze my heart on Christmas eve

You froze my heart on new years eve

You froze my heart on Christmas day

And there's nothing under my tree