The Waiter Lyrics

They call me the waiter

Cuz I'm always waiting, baby

Not because I'm a waiter

I know you're avoiding

Taking responsibility for your choices

If you've got a problem, then voice it

I've got mouths to feed and holes to moisten

Poison in the veins of the chosen one

Sitting underneath of a frozen sun

When you cut your teeth on my bone, its no wonder

You're never going to touch your home soil again

Live in turmoil and sin

Spend and eternity toiling endlessly

Spin your absurdities inside a centrifuge

Extract the liquid, inject it in to you

What a rush!

Eye to the sky till the sun combusts

All I want is someone to hug

While my grave gets dug. Can you dig it?

Under the gun, above the shovel

Under my tongue is a puzzle

There are no subtleties in the jungle

It's chew or be consumed, chug or be guzzled

In love with an entity I can't define

With an injury as deep as mine

It's only a matter of time before I go the way of the dinosaur

Call me the waiter

Because I'm always waiting, baby

Not because I'm a waiter

Call me the waiter

Because I'm always waiting, baby

Not because I'm a waiter

I never have to wonder what's clever

When I'm up under forever

I've got her tongue in my head, it severs

I feel her eating out my dreams

Reading how to be TKLB

I tried to warn her

I tried to point her whence she came

The shit remained

Since things ain't been the same

Rendering every sentence lame

Consider it demented, strange

I hope you're prepared for detention in my brain

A boobie trap for every groupie that I've made insane

A scooby snack for every floozie that smells what I'm spraying

It was a figment to begin with

Its hard to follow when your perspective is doing McTwists

Burned out and pissed at my own invention

Converting every residence I visit to a pigpen

Give me the definition of an instant

For instance, I'm known to give it up with no resistance

And though I attempt to preempt it

I find that my foresight could use a prescription

For the sake of fecundity

I shun the sun and unplug the tv

I find myself wondering

What could they be doing?

What's taking them so long!

Call me the waiter

Because I'm always waiting, baby

Not because I'm a waiter

Call me the waiter

Because I'm always waiting, baby

Not because I'm a waiter