CAPTCHA (Sarah's Song) Lyrics

I'm just scrolling online, lookin' at my stuff

When I see something interesting and wonder what's up

But when i click on the link, it starts making me mad

It's a robot test or just another stupid ad

Make me click all these boxes, or these pictures of cars

Make me type the different letters, man it's really bizarre

I just wanna see my stuff on my Facebook now

Gotta be a better way, I just know it somehow

Swivel chairs

They don't belong on the sand

(no they don't, what the hell are they doing there?)

I am not a robot

I swear

(I have thoughts and I grow body hair)

Some of these tests don't make any sense

What the hell is a yoko, why's it on a picket fence?

There's a cruise ship on the beach next to someone's mom

An AI photo of Mick Jagger taking someone to prom

I just don't understand why these tests exist

Did a robot see some photos he just couldn't resist?

I'm a human, I breathe air and I can feel emotions

I would never think a bus could drive right into the ocean

Swivel chairs

They don't belong on the sand

(no they don't, what the hell are they doing there?)

I am not a robot

I swear

(I have thoughts and I grow body hair)

Swivel chairs

They don't belong on the sand

(no they don't, what the hell are they doing there?)

I am not a robot

I swear

(I have thoughts and I grow body hair)

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