RIPPED PANTS ft. ReMark Lyrics

Sun's up, almost quarter to noon

Gotta get my shit together, go to Goo Lagoon

Playing in the sand, come and give me a hand

All is going as planned, head to toe I am tanned (Ay)

Here comes the motherfuckin' lobster

Actin like some kinda muscle monster

Gotta come up with a plan to make Sandy my #1 fan

Prove why I am the man

Lifting weights on the beach, let's go

Looking like a fool, I know

Can't lift like the other guys here and

Don't want to be the weakest guy in the land

Borrow marshmallows from my friend

Don't want my friendship with Sandy to end

Sweatin' cause I don't know what to do

Then I bend over and split my pants in two

I guess I ripped my pants

All my friends start to laugh

Look at me out on a surfboard

You can take a photograph

Hey look I ripped my pants

No one takes a second glance

Gotta find a way to convince my friends

I need another chance

Time now for something new

Tried volleyball and fake drowning too

Didn't realize that it wouldn't go over well

Even had Fred the Fish tell me to go to hell

I just wanted to make them smile

Since I hadn't had the chance to rip my pants in a while

Now I'm alone, sittin' on the beach by the payphone

Watching everybody act like I don't know em

Realize that I must not be the only one

Who went a little too overboard having fun

There's a lady with a bad sunburn on her face

And a guy with sand in his buns

Might have gone a little crazy and

Now I think I understand

Don't gotta be a clown to get my friends around

Motherfucker that is the plan

I guess I ripped my pants

All my friends start to laugh

Look at me out on a surfboard

You can take a photograph

Hey look I ripped my pants

No one takes a second glance

Gotta find a way to convince my friends

I need another chance

I guess I ripped my pants

All my friends start to laugh

Look at me out on a surfboard

You can take a photograph

Hey look I ripped my pants

No one takes a second glance

Gotta find a way to convince my friends

I need another chance

Ripped

My

Pants

I guess I ripped my pants

All my friends start to laugh

Look at me out on a surfboard

You can take a photograph

Hey look I ripped my pants

No one takes a second glance

Gotta find a way to convince my friends

I need another chance

I guess I ripped my pants

All my friends start to laugh

Look at me out on a surfboard

You can take a photograph

Hey look I ripped my pants

No one takes a second glance

Gotta find a way to convince my friends

I need another chance