Krusty Krab Training Video Lyrics

Uh uh

Welcome to the crew

What's your name?

Are you new to the fry cooking game?

Sit down, I got something to tell

Before you try to make some patties

And start ringing the bell

Gotta learn a few things bout the place you call work

Krabs is the boss, but he's kind of a jerk

Squidward's lazy as hell

He might as well be at home

Make sure with the register he's not alone

Here's the kitchen

Where you'll spend most of your time

Make sure to keep it clean of all the grease and the grime

Keep ingredients clean

We got standards to keep

Unlike Squidward

You're not allowed to sleep

Payday's Friday

Make sure you count it

Krabs is stingy

Ain't no way around it

Got more to learn before you jump right in

Krabs and Plankton are always fightin'

Ain't just a job man

This is the dream

Gotta have Krabby Patties flowing through your bloodstream

If you wanna make a living

Or even a dime

Then you're gonna have to make sure you work overtime

Here's your orientation

Now listen to me

In this restaurant we are nothing but a family

Flippin' burgers all day

Countin' money all night

From the dawn

Till the pale moonlight

In this kitchen

We only follow one rule

People order our patties

Cause they think they're real cool

P.O.O.P, that's the mantra we praise

Setting all these motherfucker's taste buds ablaze

Sometimes

You might want more cash

But if you ask Krabs

He'll throw ya out with the trash

Customer is king

Don't you ever forget

Do whatever you can to get us out of debt

One more thing that I forgot to mention

Might be the most important part of this lesson

The krabby patty formula is secret as hell

If you speak it

Then we're gonna have to tell you farewell

Look out the window and across the street

You'll see Plankton in the Chum Bucket

Tasting defeat

No matter what may come

The formula's first

And now you're ready to be fully immersed

Ain't just a job man

This is the dream (this is the dream)

Gotta have Krabby Patties flowing through your bloodstream (through your bloodstream)

If you wanna make a living

Or even a dime (kaching!)

Then you're gonna have to make sure you work overtime

Here's your orientation

Now listen to me (listen up)

In this restaurant we are nothing but a family (yeah)

Flippin' burgers all day

Countin' money all night (all night)

From the dawn

Till the pale moonlight

Uh

And now you're ready

You're ready

You're ready

You're ready

You're ready

Ain't just a job man

This is the dream (this is the dream)

Gotta have Krabby Patties flowing through your bloodstream (through your bloodstream)

If you wanna make a living

Or even a dime (a dime)

Then you're gonna have to make sure you work overtime (overtime)

Here's your orientation (Oh)

Now listen to me (listen ui)

In this restaurant we are nothing but a family (yeah)

Flippin' burgers all day (Oh)

Countin' money all night (all night)

From the dawn (Oh)

Till the pale moonlight

Uh (Oh)