Four Eyes Lyrics

The reason that most kids they will fit in

Got four eyes, pimples on my chin

The reason that most kids they will fit in

When I play sports still a dork no pigskin

A controller in my hand, eating my din-din

Got four eyes, pimples on my chin

The reason that most kids they will fit in

When I play sports I'm a dork no pigskin

A controller in my hand, eating my din-din

Got my macaroni with some hotdogs chopped in it

Want me to eat at the table but I'm not with it

Haven't seen pockets this hot in a hot minute

Open my mouth and I'm tossing this lava in it

3rd degree burn instantly

And my face looks like Mr. Bean

Kinda disturbing the creature it's lurking

This doesn't happen to every kid when a kid's 13

But I am not normal

Show up to this formal eating a cherry cordial

Looking very horrible wearing something affordable

A Walkman that's portable DJ how many more to go?

Got four eyes, pimples on my chin

The reason that most kids they will fit in

When I play sports still a dork no pigskin

A controller in my hand, eating my din-din

Got four eyes, pimples on my chin

The reason that most kids they will fit in

When I play sports I'm a dork no pigskin

A controller in my hand, eating my din-din

And it was time to go 'fore the dance started

Played the Thong Song teachers like "show me ya hands darn it!"

When it's over I'm off to the poor man's Target

Roll back to condiments get a bottle of ranch guard it

Pizza Friday my brothers eat all the ranch

Maybe they'll share a piece of candy as an olive branch

All playing games sometimes we don't all advance

But with these hand-me-downs I got all the pants

Walking through fallen lands should be in a hospital

Stretching my eyes and my mouth as wide as possible

I don't know why but oh I'm uncomfortable

Mr. Four Eyes has no time for Wonderful

Got four eyes, pimples on my chin

The reason that most kids they will fit in

When I play sports still a dork no pigskin

A controller in my hand, eating my din-din

Got four eyes, pimples on my chin

The reason that most kids they will fit in

When I play sports I'm a dork no pigskin

A controller in my hand and I'm eating my din-din