iPad Kids Lyrics

I hate iPad kids so much. They're the worst thing that I've ever heard and

they're always screaming like a fucking chipmunk

Alright, I'm..

And there's this kid named Archer and he's an iPad kid. He likes skibbity toilet among us, skibbity, skibbity, dob, dob, dob, yes, yes

Okay, uh, come over to me on the left

Chrissy, wake up. Skibbity among us

Why are you saying skibbity among us

I'm saying skibbity among us because it's so kawaii

Archer, look

Guess what? I'm murdering a child tonight

I'm murdering a kid named Archer

Skibbity, dob, dob, dob, yes, yes, skibbity, dob, dob, dee, dee, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Kill the saucy imposter. Kill the saucy imposter

When the imposter is sassy..

Do, do, do, ba, ba, ba, do. Do, do, do

Dun, dun

The lyrics are for Archer, whatever the fuck you name it