Epic Sigma Song / Fart That's Shit Lyrics

Uh, yeah, I'm a sigma male Uh, yeah, I'm an alpha male

Cause, uh, I hate women so much, and they're bad, and they're disgusting

And, I play chess, and I'm slightly not better than you

And I listen to phonk music, I'm a sigma alpha male

Escape the matrix, escape the matrix

Escape the matrix right now

Get a Bugatti, get a Lamborghini, get a Ferrari, get a lot of stuff

You can escape the matrix this way

Escape the matrix now

Escape the matrix

You see, most people in this world are not chess board

Most of them are pawns

You can avoid being a pawn by escaping the matrix

Some people are horses

And some people are bishops

And some people, they're towers

And some people are kings and queens

You can be a king by being sigma alpha male

Yes sir, yes sir-ee bob

Sigma sigma, escape the matrix

Now, escape the matrix

Escape the matrix, escape the matrix right now

No, no, no

Women are poopy, I'm sigma

So, they're not as good as me

Women are poopy

They aren't as good as me

It's good to be sigma

Escape the matrix, escape the matrix

Escape the matrix, escape the matrix

Escape the matrix

I think this fart's gonna be a shit

And I have no doubts about it

I think this fart's gonna be a shit

And I don't have any time to argue about it

Oh, oh, oh, baby

Oh, oh, oh, baby

I might risk it

Risk it for the biscuit

Oh, oh, baby

Oh, oh, baby

I might risk it for the biscuit

I think that this fart might be a shit

And I have absolutely no doubt about it

I think this fart is going to be a shit

And I do not have any time to argue about it