Patrick Lyrics

You're the bad guy

There's no one else that's involved

You keep looking for clues

Boy have I got news

The mystery's already solved

And you're the villain

The problem here is with you

No one else is to blame

No one you can frame

No other version of events that is true

You're a problem child

You're a troubled man

You wreak havoc for miles

You've got a dastardly plan

'Cause you're the-

You're the bad guy

I know that you're in denial

You're afraid of what's true

That a person like you

Is capable of something so vial

But you're the villain

That much is plain to see

It was you all along

What you've done is wrong

And now it's time to hear you agree

That you're a problem child

That you're a troubled man

That you wreak havoc for miles

And that you've got a dastardly plan

'Cause you're the-

You're the bad guy