Hank Lyrics

I'm developing a parasocial relationship with Hank Green

I see him every Friday on my laptop screen

He tells me about spider eggs, how butt is legs

My heart is begs to be seen

I'm hoping he will notice me

I'm developing a parasocial relationship with the man of my dreams

I set my phone to alert me just in case he live streams

He knows all about space and soap and our right to vote

Oh I hope he's what he seems

I think that we are meant to be

Hank Green why don't you notice me?

I tagged you in my TikTok hoping you would see

Hank Green I know that we could be

Friends 'till the end, I'll defend you in any online controversy

I'm developing a parasocial relationship with Hank Green

My love for him is monitored by a money-making machine

It knows all about my sex and age

And how much I get paid

And the places I've stayed

And the jokes I have made

And what makes me afraid

And how best to persuade

Me to buy or upgrade

All the life that I've traded for

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A parasocial relationship with Hank Green