Whiskey Alibi Lyrics

These days spite the only thing keeping me alive

Look on my face say I need a better disguise

Black coffee cigarette smoke in my eyes

Got cops calling about the things I said last night

I told them all that this whiskey is my alibi

I couldn't fall in love I was too high but I

I'll be wanting you again

God damn God damn not again

Every time I want Stella back I just crack a Stella and I laugh

Text the Devil about my soul to see if he would sell it back

Crash a wedding with a coffin nothing ever lasts

I murdered all my best friends so I never get attached

I love my girl call her mishap

She's made of snake venom that I drain and spit back

She don't know that I'm a killer running from the walking dead

I pulled the plug on my mother and she ain't caught me yet

I write rhymes with a thirty eight on the desk

Because I'm afraid of ghosts I might summon with this pen

Johnny Walker black out that's my defense

How can I be heart broken I don't even exist

I'm just a simple man

Tell the lord the truth

I just want my dick sucked and the Warriors to lose

Quarter to two whiskey tasting like the sorted truth

Regrets I made at twenty I still pour it through

Tell the judge these sort of blues only fade to black when they lower me

Probably never get famous until I overdose

My left hook a cheap ticket it'll put you in the nose bleeds

Best in my city is just dust and the home team

Tell them all it was my whiskey alibi

Double barrel pointed at the sky

Devil woman running through my mind

I guess I told the truth when I said I always lie

I'm a paradox looking for the love my parent's lost

On this girl's floor because I've got to find my pair of socks

Can't tell if I'm in love or I don't really care at all

The straight right's the only time I put my hand to god

Damn it all blaring errant errors I was airing all the

Damage I was handed off chocking on this bandaged gauze

I took a bottle to the neck and I can barely walk

Back home to the trailer park to write how I compare to God

Why the fuck you even keep writing

Shooting dice with the Devil because I'm sick sided

I've been cynical since they clipped the umbilical

Nibble shrooms and climb Mt. Everest in your living room

Fill a swimming pool with her tears and dive

Infidelities I couldn't prove because she always lies

I shot her in the pride last October

Caught me in a motel three states over

Put me on the stand and I couldn't tell a lie

I told them all that this whiskey is my alibi

This whiskey is my alibi

This whiskey is my alibi

This whiskey is my alibi

Told them all that this whiskey is my alibi