STDs (Maria's Song) Lyrics

Hello my names Maria

I've had STDs for years, a

Ever since I was in Korea

Nobody wanna do the boom with me, a

Now I'm slowly dying fuck

I'd rather be hit by a truck

I'm in constant pain, what luck

And all my illiterate children suck

I wish my ***** was clean

I'd be living in a dream

No longer I'd need to scream

Whilst I make my poops and pees

Blisters, chaffing, itchy rash

I've got all that on my ass

If you find this info brash

Go fuck yourself you piece of trash

I only did finger stuff

And now I'm dying oh what fun

So see kids if you do the sex

You will surely pass away next

I only did finger stuff

And now I'm dying oh what fun

So see kids if you do the sex

You will surely pass away next

I despise all of my kids

And wish they'd go back with their dads

But I can't do that furthermore

My social worker told me that

If I can't love them no one will

They're awfully deformed but still

I wish I had been on the pill

Or not done boom boom thank you Phil

Now I've got kids and STDs

Wonder what that means for me?

It means I am in agony

And can't get laid I hate my life

If only I'd not done the sex

Maybe I could get some rest

The pain is constant, send some help

I'm dying and you'll all be next

I only did finger stuff

And now I'm dying oh what fun

So see kids if you do the sex

You will surely pass away next

I only did finger stuff

And now I'm dying oh what fun

So see kids if you do the sex

You will surely pass away next

I only did finger stuff

And now I'm dying oh what fun

So see kids if you do the sex

You will surely pass away next

I only did finger stuff

And now I'm dying oh what fun

So see kids if you do the sex

You will surely pass away next

I only did finger stuff

And now I'm dying oh what fun

So see kids if you do the sex

You will surely pass away next

Hi, my name is Mark

And Maria left me in the dark

I am very scared and alone

Please help me I need a phone

I need someone to call

I don't know who my dad is either

Um, please help

Like seriously I need help

Please call 911