The Boy Lyrics

Hello my name is the boy

I don't like people in hats

Why don't you go get a job

Feed me the neighbourhood cats

I enjoy peeing on walls

My mother Bailey is fat

I enjoy peeing on shoes

Can I have a bite of that

I would like a chocolate

I cannot eat chocolate

I will not stop barking

Till I get a chocolate

Me bark all day

I will never stop it

Me bark all night

Till I get a chocolate

The boy is here, the boy is near

The boy is here and the boy is near

The boy is here, the boy is near

The boy is here and the boy is near

The boy is here, the boy is near

The boy is here and the boy is near

The boy is here, the boy is near

The boy is here and the boy is near

Pee on the walls

Pee in the halls

Pee on everything

Ooh look a ball

Shiny things excite me ooh look

Treats a chews and toys and pee

And car and truck and window and bird and

Car again my balls are itchy

Num num num num num num num num

Chew my balls num num num num num

Hey mom look I made a poo it's yummy

Mom it looks like food

I'm eating the poo and you should too

Mom please come join me, eat this poo

I like it better than my food

I like to eat my poo poo poo

Owner left the room room room

Now up on the counter I will zoom

Cuz I enjoy licking the dishes

Chicken bits and lots of fishes

Owner back now I got business

Back to poo I'm out of dishes

Owner mad and I am too

Just leave me alone to eat my poo

Please

I am the boy

The boy is here, the boy is near

The boy is here and the boy is near

The boy is here, the boy is near

The boy is here and the boy is near

The boy is here, the boy is near

The boy is here and the boy is near

The boy is here, the boy is near

The boy is here and the boy is near