big baggy bawbag

Hullo, ma name is Jock MacLeod and ah'm the master o' this hoose

Ah hud a wee bit problem cuz ma baws were hingin' loose

Ah didnae huv a bag or case tae keep ma bowlin' baws

But then ah thought, ho, I'll nip roon tae yer maw's

Ye see, yer maw's been very kind tae me, she helps me noo and then

She's a dab hand at the darnin' and she sweeps ma but'n'ben

Ah telt her, "Take a skwatch at these", and drapped them on the flair

She said, "Ma goad, they're mockit", and she rolled them doon the stair

Ah've goat a big baggy bawbag fur ma big roon baws

Ah get it oot each evenin' when ah'm visitin' yer maws