big baggy bawbag Lyrics

Hullo, ma name is Jock MacLeod and ah'm the master o' this hoose

Ah hud a wee bit problem cuz ma baws were hingin' loose

Ah didnae huv a bag or case tae keep ma bowlin' baws

But then ah thought, ho, I'll nip roon tae yer maw's

Ye see, yer maw's been very kind tae me, she helps me noo and then

She's a dab hand at the darnin' and she sweeps ma but'n'ben

Ah telt her, "Take a skwatch at these", and drapped them on the flair

She said, "Ma goad, they're mockit", and she rolled them doon the stair

Ah've goat a big baggy bawbag fur ma big roon baws

Ah get it oot each evenin' when ah'm visitin' yer maws

And when ah'm walkin' doon the street, ye'll know it's me because

Ah've goat a big baggy bawbag fur ma big roon baws

Well, ma baws were really manky efter bowlin' at the club

And someone nearly tripped oan them when ah went doon the pub

Ah need somewhere tae pack them 'cos, although ah um Clyde built

Ah huvnae goat the space in there tae shove them up ma kilt

So yer maw she sez, "I'll help ye oot, jist drap yer baws right doon

Ah'll stitch ye up a big bawbag tae cerry thum aroon'

An' any time thur mucky an' they need tae huv a scrub

Jist bring yer baws tae ma back room and ah'll gie them a rub"

Ah've goat a big baggy bawbag fur ma big roon baws

Ah get it oot each evenin' when ah'm visitin' yer maws

And when ah'm walkin' doon the street, ye'll know it's me because

Ah've goat a big baggy bawbag fur ma big roon baws

Well, ma bawbag's good an' ready noo and everythin's in place

She made it really baggy so there's always tons o' space

And never mair dae people shout when ah'm stoatin' aboot

"Haw pal! Stoap! Yer baws are hingin' oot!"

Ah've goat a big baggy bawbag fur ma big roon baws

Ah get it oot each evenin' when ah'm visitin' yer maws

And when ah'm walkin' doon the street, ye'll know it's me because

Ah've goat a big baggy bawbag fur ma big roon baws

A big baggy bawbag fur ma big roon baws