"Despacito" Parody Unplugged

"Despacito" Parody Unplugged - The Key of Awesome

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Intro

Guitar strings playing

Verse 1

Why, Fonsi, what's wrong?oh oh Hodor, Hodor is dead. Hodor hun.

Me I like to go to this rockbeach at Masturbate, ever since this model moved next door. She's hot.

Me I love her too but she only dates younger men, man I wish I was that little boy, this can't be right, just sing.

Dude, I always used to get a wicked farmer tan cut my sleeves but now my shoulders burnt real bad and it's impossible to only tan your torso, oh yeah.

This reminds me of my favorite movie chocolat, you showed up and now everyones hot to trot, this block party is up to become a porno.

I'm magneto, but I can't move metal, I just fondel people, when I touch the air you feel it near your pee hole, when I'm president I'll make sleeves illegal, point at people, wouldn't kick you out of bed for eating Cheetos, you made sour cream squirt out of my burrito, All these men have woodits like we're at home Depot's.